My contribution to October brief at It's Nice That by Stefan Marx: "Draw a portrait of your pet and include its strangest behaviour" 

- My grandparents’ dog Smut (Danish for “go away”) was a skilled and punctual singer. Every day at 12 pm he sang a duet with the news jingle on the radio. My own pets didn't have any special features, maybe except for my bird that was so fat it didn't get sucked up when I vacuumed it by mistake...